Sardar ji takes hammers and a drill through airport security.

Sardar ji approaches security check at airport and when asked if he got anything sharp in his hand luggage.

Saradr ji replies: NO.

When the security officer open sardar ji’s bag he doesnt find anything sharp but does find a hammer and a drill machine.

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Sardar ji takes hammers and a drill through airport security

Joke of the Day #1

“A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.” Johnny asks the teacher, “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?” The teacher says, “The one sucking her ice cream.” Johnny says, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking!”

Joke of the Day #2

“Three guys are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are in labor. The doctor goes up to the first guy and says,

“Your wife gave birth to two kids.”

“Wow, that is a coincidence because I was in the two towers movie,” he replies. The doctor goes up to the second guy.

“Your wife gave birth to five kids.”

“Wow, that’s a coincidence because I work at five guys,” he said.

The doctor sees the third guy crying.

“Why are you crying?” he asked.

The third guy said “I work at the 99 steakhouse.”

Joke of the Day #3

“One day I was walking across a bridge when I saw a man about to jump off. I immediately shouted to him, “Stop! Don’t do it!”

“Why not?” he said.

I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”

“Like what?”

“Well… are you religious or not?”

“I am!”

“Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?”

“Christian.”

“Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

“Protestant.”

“Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”

“Baptist.”

“Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”

“Baptist Church of God.”

“Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”

“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”

“Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”

“Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”

To this I replied, “Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off”.

 Joke of the Day #4 

“Once a man walked into a bar with his dog.

The bartender freaks out and says “you can’t bring that mutt in here! It’ll make a mess”

So the man says “ok i’ll make you a deal : if the dog can talk can he stay ?”

The barttender starts to laugh “sure, deal.” so the man points up and says “what’s that ?”

The dog replied “rrooff” well done says the man.

He walks to a small tree growing by the window and peels something off it “what’s this ?” “bark!” says the dog

“That doesn’t count !” says the barman ”

He spoke didn’t he ?”

So the bartender stamps away then the dog said “i wonder what’s his problem”.