So here we have a nutter who thought it would be a good idea not to pay for a train ticket but instead, jump the gate to get a free travel on the train, well i can tell you it didn’t work as he planned.

As he tried to jump the gates, the doors shut and in the process he got his penis stuck in the gates.

You can see how much pain he is, well if he payed £5 for his ticket he could have avoided this.

After the police and security officers helped him out of the weird situation he was arrested and taken to the police station and charged.

I am 100 per cent sure he will never jump the ticket gates again and if he does lets hope he doesn’t breed.


Daily Quotes

#1 ”Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It’s a black wall. It’s a thief”. Dave Grohl

#2 ”If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail, a smart accountant can keep a thief from paying taxes, a smart reporter could ruin your reputation- unfairly”. Mario Cuomo

#3 ”A thief believes everybody steals”. E. W. Howe

#4 ”The most peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief, is, to let him show himself what he is and steal out of your company”. William Shakespeare

#5 ”When you snatch little pieces of other people’s lives and try to palm them off as your own, that’s more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago”. Joe Rogan